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Get the Cookie

I am in possesion of the last cookie on earth. Get it by any means necessary. 

Example post(1):
I punch you and steal the cookie. My cookie

Example post(2):
I hit you in the face with a mackerel. 

My cookie

My cookie.




  • I pick you up, hold you over my head, and then drop you on my knee, shattering your back into millions of tiny pieces. My cookie now.
  • I cast Greater Pyro Blast at you.

    My Cookie!  >:)
  • I tie a hessian bag over your head, spin you around and set you free.
    My cookie :dank: 
  • I use lascene and move the cookie out of your hand into mine :smileporc: 
  • edited May 2017
    I use seismicslam on you with 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (repeating of course) maximum stamina, then glue the disintegrated cookie back together with gorilla glue.

    Edit: My cookie!
  • edited May 2017
    I divineintervention Coconut!

    Therefore causing the Lacene to fail, JK2021 to merely shatter Coconut and allowing me to snatch it from CastleNation while he saw the feat of slamming.

    The cookie is mine!
  • I let you eat the cookie, then I eat you  >:)
  • @BarrowBro As is porcish tradition.
  • edited May 2017
    I use the classic 199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 damage seismic slam on @BarrowBro while in his stomach.

    Edit: Oh, he didn't eat me so I guess I slam him from outside his stomach. 
  • edited May 2017
    I unsheathe my blooddrinker and carefully slice open @BarrowBro stomach, I watch his guts spill out and then grab the cookie.

    Edit: Shit, I rolled a 1... I guess you stopped me, grabbed my blade and cut my own stomach open
  • I laugh and point at @Coconut's murdered body, but then @BarrowBro cuts my stomach open too.

  • edited May 2017
    @BarrowBro to bad you ate a fake cookie I created with my mimic companion! While you are all distracted I run away with the real cookie!

    Sucess. My cookie.
  • edited May 2017
    I make a Monty Python reference about my "slight' wound and then chase @josh__ab down and try to 199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 damage slam him.

    Edit: He's to fast for poor ol' Jimmy the Porc!
  • edited May 2017
    I use my sshandofthedeep spell scroll and grab onto both of you, causing the vines to lift you up into the air, shake you violently so anything you are holding and is in your pockets falls out, including the cookie :evilsmile: 

    Edit: 12 - Everything falls out, but this includes a very heavy piece of armour which lands on me and knocks me out
  • I take E.X.P and then sprint after the cookie.

  • Curse of K7!
  • edited May 2017

    I fail to recover from Coconuts attack and instead fall on top of the same heavy piece of armor that knocked coconut out also knocking myself out. The cookie is still lying on the ground.
  • edited May 2017
    I ask for the cookie

    You keep the cookie :(
  • edited May 2017
    I sneak in and take cookie.

    But I trip and fall, revealing myself a few steps short of the cookie. :(
  • I use shardofperversion and become the cookie
    I am the cookie
    my cookie
  • I am the GM.

    Give me the cookie or I force 100 Death Rolls.
  • edited May 2017
    Noone has the cookie at this moment so @Traitor fails and so has to do 100 death rolls himself. I try to get up

    Edit: but am still unconscious. 
  • edited May 2017
    @josh__ab You wanted this...

    Edit: Rolls 100 times
  • I shoot you in the face with my m72 anti-tank rocket launcher. 

    My cookie
  • I use buckle buddies and bind myself to the cookie 

  • I stab the survivor at the end and take the cookie. My cookie now
  • I toss a rock off to the side making some noise, as you walk over to investigate I sneak behind you and pickpocket the cookie 

    My cookie
  • I ask politely for the cookie: @Gatling_Tech  May I please have that cookie.  >:)
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