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Get the Cookie

TheLuigiBrother
9
TheLuigiBrother
in Offtopic
I am in possesion of the last cookie on earth. Get it by any means necessary. 

Example post(1):
I punch you and steal the cookie. My cookie

Example post(2):
I hit you in the face with a mackerel. 

My cookie


My cookie.

Go!

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Comments

  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    I pick you up, hold you over my head, and then drop you on my knee, shattering your back into millions of tiny pieces. My cookie now.
  • Caspian
    26
    Caspian
    I cast Greater Pyro Blast at you.

    My Cookie!  >:)
  • CastleNation
    15
    CastleNation
    I tie a hessian bag over your head, spin you around and set you free.
    My cookie :dank: 
  • Coconut
    25
    Coconut
    I use lascene and move the cookie out of your hand into mine :smileporc: 
  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    edited May 2017
    I use seismicslam on you with 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (repeating of course) maximum stamina, then glue the disintegrated cookie back together with gorilla glue.


    Edit: My cookie!
  • Gorinich
    21
    Gorinich
    edited May 2017
    I divineintervention Coconut!


    Therefore causing the Lacene to fail, JK2021 to merely shatter Coconut and allowing me to snatch it from CastleNation while he saw the feat of slamming.

    The cookie is mine!
  • BarrowBro
    11
    BarrowBro
    I let you eat the cookie, then I eat you  >:)
  • Gorinich
    21
    Gorinich
    @BarrowBro As is porcish tradition.
  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    edited May 2017
    I use the classic 199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 damage seismic slam on @BarrowBro while in his stomach.



    Edit: Oh, he didn't eat me so I guess I slam him from outside his stomach.      :( 
  • Coconut
    25
    Coconut
    edited May 2017
    I unsheathe my blooddrinker and carefully slice open @BarrowBro stomach, I watch his guts spill out and then grab the cookie.

    Edit: Shit, I rolled a 1... I guess you stopped me, grabbed my blade and cut my own stomach open
  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    I laugh and point at @Coconut's murdered body, but then @BarrowBro cuts my stomach open too.

     :( 
     
  • josh__ab
    11
    josh__ab
    edited May 2017
    @BarrowBro to bad you ate a fake cookie I created with my mimic companion! While you are all distracted I run away with the real cookie!

    Sucess. My cookie.
  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    edited May 2017
    I make a Monty Python reference about my "slight' wound and then chase @josh__ab down and try to 199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 damage slam him.



    Edit: He's to fast for poor ol' Jimmy the Porc!
  • Coconut
    25
    Coconut
    edited May 2017
    I use my sshandofthedeep spell scroll and grab onto both of you, causing the vines to lift you up into the air, shake you violently so anything you are holding and is in your pockets falls out, including the cookie :evilsmile: 

    Edit: 12 - Everything falls out, but this includes a very heavy piece of armour which lands on me and knocks me out
  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    I take E.X.P and then sprint after the cookie.


  • JK2021
    19
    JK2021
    Curse of K7!
  • BarrowBro
    11
    BarrowBro
    @Coconut you fool  >_<
  • BarrowBro
    11
    BarrowBro
    @JK2021  LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER  >:)
  • josh__ab
    11
    josh__ab
    edited May 2017


    I fail to recover from Coconuts attack and instead fall on top of the same heavy piece of armor that knocked coconut out also knocking myself out. The cookie is still lying on the ground.
  • lolmonky65
    27
    lolmonky65
    edited May 2017
    I ask for the cookie



    You keep the cookie :(
  • Honeystorm
    36
    Honeystorm
    edited May 2017
    I sneak in and take cookie.

    But I trip and fall, revealing myself a few steps short of the cookie. :(
  • StealthInel
    23
    StealthInel
    I use shardofperversion and become the cookie
    I am the cookie
    my cookie
  • Traitor
    17
    Traitor
    I am the GM.

    Give me the cookie or I force 100 Death Rolls.
  • josh__ab
    11
    josh__ab
    edited May 2017
    Noone has the cookie at this moment so @Traitor fails and so has to do 100 death rolls himself. I try to get up

    Edit: but am still unconscious. 
  • Traitor
    17
    Traitor
    edited May 2017
    @josh__ab You wanted this...

    Edit: Rolls 100 times
  • TheLuigiBrother
    9
    TheLuigiBrother
    I shoot you in the face with my m72 anti-tank rocket launcher. 

    My cookie
  • Coconut
    25
    Coconut
    I use buckle buddies and bind myself to the cookie 


  • Bjort
    27
    Bjort
    I stab the survivor at the end and take the cookie. My cookie now
  • Gatling_Tech
    38
    Gatling_Tech
    I toss a rock off to the side making some noise, as you walk over to investigate I sneak behind you and pickpocket the cookie 

    My cookie
  • Ron_Fairham
    25
    Ron_Fairham
    I ask politely for the cookie: @Gatling_Tech  May I please have that cookie.  >:)
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