URealms song parodies, Because why not?

KaeawynShifter · May 2017

Yep, we made a thread for you to make URealms parodies of songs and post them! Feel free to leave a suggestion at the end of your parody post. Whoever wants an epic challenge can try to make Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire'!

KaeawynShifter · May 2017

I might as well start:
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny:
((Please note I am bad at this, but you don't even have to be as good as me to post here!))

Old Golstandt was hoppin' around,

Kadorral city like a big playground,

When suddenly Mikael burst from the shade,

And hit Golstandt with a spell grenade,

Golstandt got pissed and tried to rip out a chunk,

But didn't expect to be blocked by Lunk,

Who proceeded to open up with siesmic toss,

When Denzik the dwarf came out with a cross,

And they started fighting over Sursurflame,

Then they both got slaughtered by Regginald,

But before he could make it back to the dark cave,

Virgo Sunsword popped out of his grave,

And took an Arcane beam out from under his hat,

And blew Reggie away with a zap zap zap,

But he ran out of mana and he ran away,

Because Bopen himself came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Golstandt took a bite out of Morganna Marie,

Like that one gold golem took a bite out of Dai,

Then Lann came in with some XP on his chin,

But Karl Landers jumped out and shot him in the shin,

And Reggie was injured and trying to use hacks,

When Virgo Sunsword came back with a war axe,

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,

Duke Daring took him out with his whip,

Then he saw Golstandt sneaking up from behind,

And he reached for his scroll which he just couldn't find,

Because Phineas stole it, and read and he tripped,

And Karl Landers deflected it with his fist,

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,

While Virgo Sunsword tried to polevault,

Onto the skeleton king, but they collided with a thwap,

Then they both got hit by a Monkeyfish slap,

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

and only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown.

Divines sang out,

in substantial terror,

Down from the heavens,

Descended Chimera,

Who delivered a slash,

Which could kill a whelpling,

Into the face,

Of poor old Duke Daring,

Who fell over on the ground,

Writhing in pain,

As Niso changed back,

Into a book,

But Chi saw through,

His clever disguise,

And he crushed the journal,

In between his thighs.

Then Neeno Brandino,

And Romulus the kobald,

And the Ageless empire and Bopen's Coth’lin,

And Phineas Barringster,

And Lance Willakers,

And Jonny Feo,

And SK Malone,

Tobias Cragg,

Krungor the Ogre

Papi Pombo,

And ol’ Jomr,

Alessa,

Empusa,

Every single Flesh Weaver,

Warren and Terrance,

And Carlos the Funk,

Dave,

Chilly Wizzy,

Bubs, Tubs,

And ghost Lunk.

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,

And they kicked Chimera in his Kobald ass,

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,

With Jimmies looking on in total awe,

The fight raged on for a century,

Many lives were claimed but eventually,

The champion stood,

The rest saw the better,

Old K4 in a blood stained sweater,

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown!

(this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown!

(this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Dart · May 2017

Parody of A team

Three coats, bright face.
Breathing in the snowflakes
burnt hands, fireballs.
his light's gone, cold end.
Struggling to escape
Dying alone, Chilly Wiz

And he was
In the Theta squad
bit of a klutz
been this way since aaages
Spawned a flame spooky
fire ice fiiiighting
spooky weakning
it goes poof
And elmar gets promoted, another coat.

'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly to live
to live

Silvermines, warden.
tried to whip it out, told to move
Denada, stabbed.
Screaming, painful.
Gwenyth trying to carry
Cold wiz, blizzard alone.

And they say,
he's in Gwenyth's team,
stuck in the silvermines
his dicks off since chilly willys
but this time it seems
cold surrounding him
bleeding out, betrayed
he can no longer scream
the worst things in life come free to us

'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly wizzy to live
Elmar is dead
Covered in snow
Eyes closed
Hoping for a better life
can't feel himself, numbed pain
and slowly fading, out goes his life.

And they say,
he's in Gwenyth's team,
stuck in the silvermines
his dicks off since chilly willys
but this time it seems
cold surrounding him
bleeding out, betrayed
he can no longer scream
the worst things in life come free to us.

'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly wizzy to live
Elmar is dead
he's dead, he's dead
Dead alone betrayed and chilly, he's dead, he's dead
Chilly Wizzy is dead

Kingedyou · January 2018

I know this is like a year old but I'm bringing attention to it

Rob · January 2018

Necromancy is fine as long as you ressurect responsbily and with moderation. It's when you start going full bopen that you must be purged.

KaeawynShifter · January 2018

Well now I'm pretty sure that's going to be quoted everywhere, thanks rawb.

Kingedyou · January 2018

@Rob On that note I will begin writing my parody of the Pokemon theme song

ErrolVoid · January 2018

@Rob Define full Bopen.

VictorSchal · January 2018

GNOMES

HOO

Where do they come from?

ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE

Kingedyou · January 2018

Song by Gwyneth (to the tune of the pokemon original theme song)

I wanna purge all the ageless like my father once did

To kill them is my real test just shatter their skulls

I will travel across the land purging ageless scum

Each skeleton to understand the reason they survive

AGELESS PURGE

gotta purge em all

Its you and me

I know it's my destiny

AGELESS PURGE

Oh you are a plague in a world we must defend

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

My hammer so true

your skull I will pull it through

You fight me and I purge you

AGELESS PURGE

Gotte purge em all

GOTTA PURGE EM ALL

yeah

Every ageless along the way with courage I will face

I will shatter every skull to claim my rightful place

Purge with me the time is right

There's no better cause

Arm in arm we'll win the fight

It was my fathers dream

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

I know it's my destiny

Oh you are a plague in a world ewe must defend

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

My hammer so true

Your skull I will pull it through

You fight me and I purge yoy

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

Gotta purge em all

Gotta purge em all

Gotta purge em all

Gotta purge em all

Yeah

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

Oh you are a plague

In a world we must defend

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

My hammer so true

Your skull I will pull it through

You fight me and I purge you

AGELESS PURGE

Gotta purge em all

Gotta purge em all

AGELESS PURGE

KaeawynShifter · January 2018

WHY AM I LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY AND HATING YOU SO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME? I'M SO CONFUSED!

helperbot0613 · January 2018

@KaeawynShifter ; Ageless are good people mostly, it is hilarious cause the tune it is to

Kingedyou · January 2018

@KaeawynShifter you are very welcome

URealms song parodies, Because why not?

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