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URealms song parodies, Because why not?
Yep, we made a thread for you to make URealms parodies of songs and post them! Feel free to leave a suggestion at the end of your parody post. Whoever wants an epic challenge can try to make Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire'!
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny:
((Please note I am bad at this, but you don't even have to be as good as me to post here!))
Old Golstandt was hoppin' around,
Kadorral city like a big playground,
When suddenly Mikael burst from the shade,
And hit Golstandt with a spell grenade,
Golstandt got pissed and tried to rip out a chunk,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Lunk,
Who proceeded to open up with siesmic toss,
When Denzik the dwarf came out with a cross,
And they started fighting over Sursurflame,
Then they both got slaughtered by Regginald,
But before he could make it back to the dark cave,
Virgo Sunsword popped out of his grave,
And took an Arcane beam out from under his hat,
And blew Reggie away with a zap zap zap,
But he ran out of mana and he ran away,
Because Bopen himself came to save the day!
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
Golstandt took a bite out of Morganna Marie,
Like that one gold golem took a bite out of Dai,
Then Lann came in with some XP on his chin,
But Karl Landers jumped out and shot him in the shin,
And Reggie was injured and trying to use hacks,
When Virgo Sunsword came back with a war axe,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Duke Daring took him out with his whip,
Then he saw Golstandt sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his scroll which he just couldn't find,
Because Phineas stole it, and read and he tripped,
And Karl Landers deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Virgo Sunsword tried to polevault,
Onto the skeleton king, but they collided with a thwap,
Then they both got hit by a Monkeyfish slap,
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown.
Divines sang out,
in substantial terror,
Down from the heavens,
Descended Chimera,
Who delivered a slash,
Which could kill a whelpling,
Into the face,
Of poor old Duke Daring,
Who fell over on the ground,
Writhing in pain,
As Niso changed back,
Into a book,
But Chi saw through,
His clever disguise,
And he crushed the journal,
In between his thighs.
Then Neeno Brandino,
And Romulus the kobald,
And the Ageless empire and Bopen's Coth’lin,
And Phineas Barringster,
And Lance Willakers,
And Jonny Feo,
And SK Malone,
Tobias Cragg,
Krungor the Ogre
Papi Pombo,
And ol’ Jomr,
Alessa,
Empusa,
Every single Flesh Weaver,
Warren and Terrance,
And Carlos the Funk,
Dave,
Chilly Wizzy,
Bubs, Tubs,
And ghost Lunk.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chimera in his Kobald ass,
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With Jimmies looking on in total awe,
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw the better,
Old K4 in a blood stained sweater,
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Three coats, bright face.
Breathing in the snowflakes
burnt hands, fireballs.
his light's gone, cold end.
Struggling to escape
Dying alone, Chilly Wiz
And he was
In the Theta squad
bit of a klutz
been this way since aaages
Spawned a flame spooky
fire ice fiiiighting
spooky weakning
it goes poof
And elmar gets promoted, another coat.
'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly to live
to live
Silvermines, warden.
tried to whip it out, told to move
Denada, stabbed.
Screaming, painful.
Gwenyth trying to carry
Cold wiz, blizzard alone.
And they say,
he's in Gwenyth's team,
stuck in the silvermines
his dicks off since chilly willys
but this time it seems
cold surrounding him
bleeding out, betrayed
he can no longer scream
the worst things in life come free to us
'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly wizzy to live
Elmar is dead
Covered in snow
Eyes closed
Hoping for a better life
can't feel himself, numbed pain
and slowly fading, out goes his life.
And they say,
he's in Gwenyth's team,
stuck in the silvermines
his dicks off since chilly willys
but this time it seems
cold surrounding him
bleeding out, betrayed
he can no longer scream
the worst things in life come free to us.
'Cause he's a chilly willy wizzy
Can't hit with a fireball
and he won't see the outside tonight
Betrayed by his best friend
Blizzard surrounding him
it's toooo cooold inside
for chilly wizzy to live
Elmar is dead
he's dead, he's dead
Dead alone betrayed and chilly, he's dead, he's dead
Chilly Wizzy is dead
HOO
Where do they come from?
ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE
I wanna purge all the ageless like my father once did
To kill them is my real test just shatter their skulls
I will travel across the land purging ageless scum
Each skeleton to understand the reason they survive
AGELESS PURGE
gotta purge em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
AGELESS PURGE
Oh you are a plague in a world we must defend
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
My hammer so true
your skull I will pull it through
You fight me and I purge you
AGELESS PURGE
Gotte purge em all
GOTTA PURGE EM ALL
yeah
Every ageless along the way with courage I will face
I will shatter every skull to claim my rightful place
Purge with me the time is right
There's no better cause
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It was my fathers dream
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
I know it's my destiny
Oh you are a plague in a world ewe must defend
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
My hammer so true
Your skull I will pull it through
You fight me and I purge yoy
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
Gotta purge em all
Gotta purge em all
Gotta purge em all
Gotta purge em all
Yeah
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Oh you are a plague
In a world we must defend
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
My hammer so true
Your skull I will pull it through
You fight me and I purge you
AGELESS PURGE
Gotta purge em all
Gotta purge em all
AGELESS PURGE