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Petition To Let Goblins Join The Grand Paladin Order

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  • v12a12
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    v12a12
    No I refuse to sign fuck goblins! I agree with @AlternateWraph but I would prefer Pot Puppies to join over goblin scum.
  • Darnokthemage
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    Darnokthemage
    As a proud dwarf i think only dwarves and Elves should be allowed in the order, No filthy Kobolds, No dumb Porcs AND NO GOBLINS!
  • TinyBomby
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    TinyBomby
    *ahem* hey there @Darnokthemage what about GNOMES!?
  • Darnokthemage
    23
    Darnokthemage
    @TinyBomby Gnomes are just short elves.
  • ImperialSunlight
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    ImperialSunlight
    I most certainly would sign. Goblins are clearly superior to elves and dwarves in every sense, anyway. 
  • GenghisDon
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    GenghisDon
    Excuse me @ImperialSunlight but we're going to have to take you out back and knock some sense into ya'. You clearly need to learn the natural order of things.
  • FNH4
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    FNH4
    I say we keep them out and ban Kobolds while we're at it
  • Ninjathis
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    Ninjathis
    Have you all lost your mind..? All these dwarves, elves, and dwelfs signing this petition...

    ...I would like to cast a fireball on this petition. 
  • Bevan
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    Bevan
    Hey there, fellow non-goblins, I have to say that Goblins are pretty bad but don't you think that Elves are worse? They think they're superior to every other race just because they've lived longer and complain about Goblins way more than Goblins do Elves. They're also hoarding all of that Silver stuff which I heard on the grape vine can keep you looking young forever. All I'm saying, as a fine up-standing non-goblin non-elf is that we should re-think how we treat Goblins if we're all okay with those sneaky Elves.
  • JukeInTheBox
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    JukeInTheBox
    I sign this petition... where do I sign? 
  • polutropos
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    polutropos
    If we let the goblins in, what would be next, Lacerators?
  • Pyrotrap
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    Pyrotrap
    Why would you let a creature that is basically vermin join the Order?  Do you want us to stop putting Hatrat Traps in the older parts of the keeps and let those pests join as well?  Actually that's probably a better idea than letting Goblins of all things join.
  • Eric
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    Eric
    Kobolds are already damaging enough to the image of the Order. Why don't we all just start letting spiders join as well? Is that what you want?
  • CaptainDeston
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    CaptainDeston
    As a member of the Grand Paladin Order and the head chair of the inclusion committee we do not recognize goblins as people.
  • Snarky
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    Snarky
    *spills ink on petition*

    WHOOPS!
  • TamTroll
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    TamTroll
    Hey Kobolds, come and join us Trolls and Goblins. We're making our OWN paladin order! With blackjack, and hookah's!
  • OlympianHeros
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    OlympianHeros
    @TamTroll Sand Bender approves
  • Helium
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    Helium
    I'll sign if the Order ever gets to the point where a pot puppy has become the Grand Paladin.

    Of course, even then those filthy gobos should only be used as target practice for Jimmies.
  • Carbonflight
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    Carbonflight
    my friends must I remind you of the fact that goblins have been trying to destroy the Grand Paladin Order for years. If we let goblins into the Grand Paladin Order we would face the risk that they are a spy hoping to destroy the order from within and thus I am strongly against this petition.


  • Cry4Wolfe
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    Cry4Wolfe
    Ya I'll sign. But only for dose green ones... hehe I like the wey ye puch one and the odder flinches ter. 
    ~Sammy Greentusk
  • Ahtibat1
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    Ahtibat1
    Maybe I'll sign once we've gotten rid of them all. 
  • FNH4
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    FNH4
    Why don't we just let in Ageless if we're being so "inclusive"?
  • kreeperkiller63
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    kreeperkiller63
    Why not let spiders join
  • Struggle
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    Struggle
    Pot puppies or no dice
  • Lady_Kari
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    Lady_Kari
    *stands up on high surface* Goblins are people to!
  • Sgtdevel
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    Sgtdevel
    As a part of the GPO (I am a established Kobold so I have no need to defend my reasons) I detest goblins and they should never be allowed in the Grand Paladin Order
  • Deadalus
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    Deadalus
    Say "NO" to goblins in The Grand Paladin Order!
  • CookiesEmily
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    CookiesEmily
    Goblins? No way. What's next, Kobolds? Hahahahahahahaha
  • Allens
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    Allens
    We already let Goblins live... Now you want to let them in the Grand Paladin order !! I smell a goblin sympathizer! I think your loyalty needs to be called into question!
  • Viizko
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    Viizko
    Don't those vermin have their own order? Order of the green light was it? Or was it black light? I don't know they usually end up ageless anyways. All I do know is their order likes to use explosives. Either way the dwarves and elves would never let goblins in. Trust me I'm half of both of them. 
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