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Quotes from your campaigns
"Don't you dare pervert my tea time"
"NO SHOUTING UNLESS YOU'RE A HIGH RANKING SCRIBE!
AND NO! I CANT FIND HIM IN HERE!
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BLACK JACK?"
"Lets check the bar"
"I mean, it's a good thing you guys handled it. I was almost gonna plant one on the bride!"
"If there's books about gods and legends and stuff, why would a believer want to be you?"
"I had 2 more barrels you know. you didn't need to drink out of the one I was about to blow up" -R, to C "I didn't know you were going to blow it up" -C, to R
"Can one of you guys be the chosen one?
does it work like tag?"
"This was a very productive day."
"Don't ring the bell. it's not for customers"
"WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I MAKE A GOOD ONE LINER SOMETHING GOES WRONG!"
"Bolster spirits can make people forgive temporarily, but bullets are forever."
"Piracy for the goddamn win"
"They're Groundbolds not Cliffbolds."
"I'm not gonna take you to mass when you're drunk."
"Don't judge me.
Just let me drink my tea and talk to my robots in peace."
"BING BONG BRING IT ON!"
"ok, heres your problem
you complain when I quote you. but you don't realise how easy your making it"
"I didn't need to, but I did anyway"
"who needs dignity?"
"if I could make the whelpling do jazz hands I would of when it did its reveal"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF THOSE!?"
"We're a cult, not a mafia."
"You’re like two days old. Why are you doing this?"
"I almost lost a battle to a coat rack once!"
"Also I would gladly kill a bride, groom, several guard monks and innocent civilians again to make a pun"
"I haven't seen any weird stuff today so I think it's working.
Except for the dragon shooting the gun."
"Now follow me. And if something has a chain on it, don’t touch it. It’ll kill you."
"Most people don't know Q.
I know all about Q.
I'm an expert on Q.
I'm so good with Q, my middle name is Q.
Don't stand for nothin'. Just Q.
My daddy knew Q.
His daddy knew Q.
Our whole family has had the middle name Q for generations."
"I'd trust Mysterious Stranger with my children."
"how dare you alphabetise my library"