URealms Shower Thoughts

Maris · October 2017

I thought this would be a fun post. There's lots of things I've thought of that could go in this post, but I haven't seen it before.

I guess I'll start it off:
Porcs have hardly anything in common with Orcs.

Gushy48 · October 2017

How extreme were Yvander's daddy issues?

FlavorTownReload · October 2017

How many genocides have the elves been a part of?

Wolf_With_Sword · October 2017

If the kobolds have lived since the birth of magic (maybe not modern kobolds but still kobolds). How are there any mountains left if they keep eating rocks?

Xapdos · October 2017

There are six more Templeton Barringsters.

CookiesEmily · October 2017

@Wolf_With_Sword well there's rock creatures like gemlings/lords that reproduce, and also maybe there used to be a LOT more mountains than there are now

Wolf_With_Sword · October 2017

How do gemling/lords reproduce? do we need a gemling/lord dick thread?

kreeperkiller63 · October 2017

What is maelstroms motivation?

KaeawynShifter · October 2017

Why is over fifty percent of this thread people with Kobold avatars?

CookiesEmily · October 2017

@Wolf_With_Sword MaGiC iNsEmInAtIoN

Maris · October 2017

@KaeawynShifter More importantly, why are they all part of the Cult of the Woven?

RaHuHe · October 2017

@KaeawynShifter ;

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RaHuHe · October 2017

If Porcs can only come from pigs being thrown into Porc pits, and Porc pits come from Porcs spitting up, where did the first Porc come from?

My money is Kohai Chan and Lynn Azveltara's child...

Xapdos · October 2017

@RaHuHe I think Rob's mentioned this in a BTS before. Thor was drunk, threw up on a pig and it became a Porc, then he granted it the ability to do the same to create a new race? It's something along those lines.

RaHuHe · October 2017

I still want Lynn to have a half pig child.

Astora · October 2017

If a Kobold dies do they become a part of the Realms and return to the rock of the land?

yano · October 2017

When will it not be 77?

Galeden · October 2017

If Rob has said that kobold genitalia is not what we think then why is there the title "Gem Licker"

Maris · October 2017

Gwyneth could've died in Band of Thieves.

Caprikel · October 2017

Virgo could've died in The Death of Virgo

Xapdos · October 2017

Lance could've died in the Pur- oh shit

Ninjathis · October 2017

Douglas Argo, the Great Pupper Doggo, would have had a really easy climb up the Tower of Ultimate Wizardry.

He only had to enter one portal on the base level...

Wolf_With_Sword · October 2017

All of Coe's characters have joke names, does this mean countless parents decided to give their child a joke name?

Wolf_With_Sword · October 2017

Philhipe was never intended to exist, does this mean that one of the fan favorites is something that was never meant to happen?

TamTroll · October 2017

If Goblins are psychic and able to communicate with eachother mentally in the span of a second, do they have a sort of psychic-internet with all other goblins? could that be why some of them see themselves as so expendable? ("Gobbo wanna boom!") Because they know their mind will live on in an "afterlife" of psychic links between other goblins?

Could this mean a goblin hive-mind could potentially exist?

Darnokthemage · October 2017

@KaeawynShifter Yeah, it's the furries.

Pearadox · October 2017

Your favorite character may be a book

Radarian · October 2017

Since Jakelad has seen a ytt that shapeshifted into McCoy in the sunswords, does he recognise him when he joins the Bocoe?

Fera · October 2017

@Radarian that's a real mind-blow $:\$

Helium · October 2017

Phineas (an insane child) is used as a lovable mascot. This show actually sells shirts through cute pictures of an elf kid who could very easily become Urealms' biggest 'villain',

Maris · October 2017

T. Neconni never once used any of his class abilities.

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