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What Is Your Favorite Campaign Quote, In or Out of Character

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  • Divgen
    Divgen
    "god damn cheating puppy wizard" deadbones. Tower of ultimate wizardry
    still makes me laugh today
  • Ozoner
    23
    Ozoner
    "Oh he is weak little man" - Thea Mazing
  • brownhair798
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    brownhair798
    edited May 2017
    "LOOKIT WHAT HE DID TO MY SHOULDER YOU SAYING THAT TWENTY FIVE YEARS LATER THIS IS STILL GONNA BE HERE?!"
  • Snowy
    15
    Snowy
    "Bad money can't drive"

    I've tried to analyze this so much. I want it to make sense. But it doesn't, in any way/shape/form. Someday I'll figure it out.
  • Fat_Grama
    31
    Fat_Grama
    I'm the Hoggernaut - cain
  • choninja21
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    choninja21
    "Clothes are only what we make of ourselves" -Bearo

    A close second is another Bearo quote: "Once upon a time, there was a Moon. The Moon looked down on the Earth and said, “Hey! What are you doing down there?” Then, the Moon sneezed, and out of its nose came two men, and they were named Jimmy and Brian. Jimmy and Brian were really nice people, and they had lots of sweets! The sweets were made of acid; and so when the kids ate them, it made their throat melt, and they died. And the moon said “Oh, my bad, I meant to sneeze out good people.” And so He did, and they were Piemo and Picklesworth, and they had the good sweets! These sweets made the kids even more hungry, and it turned out this was all a scam and the Moon was just trying to sell kids sweets. The End."

    I love me some Bearo :smilebold: 

  • dreworfalse
    12
    dreworfalse
    "What about something bad?" -Sly Johnson
    Coe's delivery is what really makes the line.

  • ShadowPoow
    29
    ShadowPoow
    "Knock Knocked up"
    - Coe in  The Sunswords 
  • Emperor
    37
    Emperor
    "I hope I never catch Harpies."
    -Coe in the mid campaign break of Den of Devils
  • cayoties
    29
    cayoties
    WANDA! THE HATRATS ARE EXPLODING! -Vitali (Deadbones) Woodcarvers
  • Shadow
    36
    Shadow
    "I'm sorry, are you immortal? I kinda thought that was my thing as Skeleton King."
  • GravelTheBlock
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    GravelTheBlock
    edited May 2017
    "I wish to be inside a porc."
    -Professor Duncan
  • scarface
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    scarface
    edited May 2017
    "Wanda the hat rats are exploding!" - Vitali 
  • StealthInel
    23
    StealthInel
    • "DUKE DARING!"
    - Whenever Duke Daring does something badass
  • Ymnar
    28
    Ymnar
    Wrastling has commenced. - Kopie Ren in Kobold Headhunters
  • Dragon_Wrath
    14
    Dragon_Wrath
    Jinx, you owe me a coat!
  • Todd
    16
    Todd
    "Just ride the assumption horse" - first thing coe says in sunswords 
  • CongenialVirus
    28
    CongenialVirus
    "I play the gun."
  • magnetised
    47
    magnetised
    "Well, like, if we've got two Kobolds and then I could have 2 Kobolds and then we'd have no Kobolds. And then I get to eat the Kobolds, and there's no Kobolds" -Cain
  • ExaltedEmm
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    ExaltedEmm
    "Death is only the shackles we bind to ourselves"
    - Bearo
  • Delta10P
    30
    Delta10P
    "Thank you for letting me touch you, little boy."
    — Dalfgan

  • CastleNation
    15
    CastleNation
    @snicorn 'Kiss this elven child!' Is now my go-to line when forcing affection on my friends and family, it's definitely one of the best lines.
  • codo538
    20
    codo538
    "I was born in Triton, to a large Kobold family. Got 74 brothers and sisters actually" - "The Long Con" Conner
  • TinyBomby
    24
    TinyBomby
    "I'm gonna need you to get hard"
    -Lance Willakers to Deadbone's Daughter
    (Rawb to Deadbones 2017)
  • coolethanps2
    coolethanps2
    @TinyBomby "I'll get the hardest I could possibly get"
  • TinyBomby
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    TinyBomby
    "It is thirty feet in the high"
    -Rawb Gamemastering
  • TinyBomby
    24
    TinyBomby
    "It's not water"

    Honestly I'm just gonna post every quote from the campaign here haha
  • MediocreDude
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    MediocreDude
    Season 3, Episode 1, Deadbones's Character introduction: _________ _ ___________ _________ ____ _ ______ ___ _______ _________ ___ _______ ____ ____ ___ _________ ____ ___ ____
  • TinyBomby
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    TinyBomby
    "Faceplant off of a couch and live"
    -Roamin when he didn't realize Rawb unmuted
  • Mazamx
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    Mazamx
    @TinyBomby Fuck! I was gonna write that
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