Gnome only thread for gnomes only! Because apparently everyone is racist!

FullPrice · May 2017

If nobody wants us! We have to stick together! This is a thread for gnomes and gnome conversation only!
Any non-gnomes can leave now!!!!!!!!!!11!11111!!!!!

Inspired by https://forums.urealms.com/discussion/792/the-porc-only-discussion-thread-for-porcs-to-talk-about-porc-things/p1

brownhair798 · May 2017

*Comes in wearing a gnome mask.*

MidgetMonkey10 · May 2017

Hello, I swear I am a gnome. This is 2017 and I can be whatever I want to be okay? YOU GET IT! I AM A GNOME!!!!!

FullPrice · May 2017

@brownhair798
Oh hello real gnome. How is it being a real gnome?

brownhair798 · May 2017

Oh it's just fine, it's great it's-

LIEUTENANT PORC @Fat_Grama RALLY THE PORCS AND ATTACK!

FullPrice · May 2017

@brownhair798
OH SHIT EVERY ONE JUST STAY STILL. WE DON'T HAVE TO GET DOWN, WE'RE SHORT ENOUGH ALREADY. ARM YOURSELVES GENTLEMAN. TO WAR!!!!!!
roll to strike @brownhair798 > :roll: [20]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FEAR ME, FOR I AM FULLPRICE!!!!!
YOU WILL NOW.... PAY THE PRICE.

brownhair798 · May 2017

NOOOOOO! *Uses acrobatics * :roll: [5]

NOOOO! *Takes damage*

Persculleus · May 2017

Do you have fish yogurt

FullPrice · May 2017

@brownhair798
*Uses my hypnoring "
You will be a spy for the gnomes!!!
roll > :roll: [17]

FullPrice · May 2017

@Persculleus
NO! scram porC!

Persculleus · May 2017

You are my master what do you want me to do

Persculleus · May 2017

ok @FullPrice

brownhair798 · May 2017

Don't you see, Fullprice?! I already control the porcs! I have caused a rebellion! Some may say I am...

rebellious

Pufflemore · May 2017

Are ageless gnomes can come in *srick head around the corner*

TinyBomby · May 2017

Why is there a gnome thread with no gnomes in it? I just want to feel like I BELONG!

Kentcas · May 2017

I got turned into a gnome... Does that count?

Pufflemore · May 2017

WAIT A PORC GOT IN *used cablish/grand raven claw on the porc :roll: [16]

tyoekk · May 2017

im really a kobalt but gnome gnome gnome? :roll: [9]

NerdenNation · May 2017

where do babies come from?

FullPrice · May 2017

ALL GNOMES ARE PERMITTED!!!!
@tyoekk @Kentcas ;
@Pufflemore ;

Blast_burn · May 2017

starts making a porc pit

FullPrice · May 2017

@Blast_burn
Throws a bomb into your pit

Blast_burn · May 2017

much thanks to you for helping to make the pit bigger, lil hairy thing

Dart · May 2017

i'm a dwarf hello

KlondikeBar · May 2017

I feel that as an elf it is my duty to help regulate this action before it escalates too far. Roll for parleythepiratecode. > :roll: [6]

Myrridias · May 2017

Fellow Moistlings unite! It is time to cast of the shackles of the Big People and claim our rightful place in the universe! We will carve ourselves a future-history out of the corpses of the bourgeoisie-races of this world! No gods or kings! Only GNOME!