The Porc only discussion thread for porcs to talk about porc things.

brownhair798 · May 2017

*Points to the crowd of porcs* THAT ONE IS A HARPY IN DISGUISE!

Xlane · May 2017

no @FullPrice this is porc only
go away non-porc

bobruffains · May 2017

*comes out of a porc pit

Happee Burfday to mee!

Todd · May 2017

Now this might sound crazy, but what if i didnt like fish yogurt

Brohmine · May 2017

hehe yogurt is tasty

cpMetis · May 2017

@Todd I also don't like fish yogurt.

I like crab yogurt.

Xlane · May 2017

@Brohmine
hehe yeah

OlympianHeros · May 2017

Go ahead and try to turn me into fish yogurt but there's a country of Kobolds that'll raid this place without a second thought if the Duke dies.

phatpack · May 2017

Hello fellow porcs. Is this our place to discuss our philosophical place in the universe?

OlympianHeros · May 2017

Go on I'm interested in Porc Philosophy

phatpack · May 2017

We Porcs are well known for being deep thinkers considering the energetic and alchemical fashion we come into being. I have been fascinated with our post pit development of opposable thumbs. How does our pit vomit allow for such creations and what use does it have given our preferred diet of fish yogurt? We certainly have made use of them with weapons but we are a being created to be bulky and capable of great force without needing to grip sword or gun. Certainly not having a thumb would be a hindrance but that would be much the same as a creature of flight who questions the necessity of wings when they are only needed for things done just as well without.

pandaoverlord86 · May 2017

I am immortal well at least i think i am i have not died yet so yes

Fat_Grama · May 2017

@pandaoverlord86 ;
ooh ooh I'm an immortal to then I have never died!!!

Tmarrsy · May 2017

Who wants fish yogurt?

Coldfire4134 · May 2017

@Tmarrsy I do! *eats fish yogurt* :roll: [5]

Coldfire4134 · May 2017

This is a really nice pit!

Coldfire4134 · May 2017

@QzxlyT ;
What do we do now leader?

Louisethanking · May 2017

guys help an invisible wizard turned me into an elf

Coldfire4134 · May 2017

@Louisethanking Oh no! Stop invisible wizard! Turn him back!

Coldfire4134 · May 2017

*swings at air* :roll: [2]

Louisethanking · May 2017

nooo it didnt work

brownhair798 · May 2017

waitaminuteIgotanidea.

*Ahem*

ATTENTION PORCS.

First; I am also a porc.

Second; I am the REAL leader, I was just letting the other Porc lead while I conquered all the dragons ever.

Fat_Grama · May 2017

@brownhair798 ;
oooh ok new leader

cyberohero · May 2017

Okay, non Porcs move along. There's nothing to see here now, our real leader has returned.

OlympianHeros · May 2017

*throws porbo's mirror into the pit* Enjoy

TinyBomby · May 2017

Wait did someone mention gnomes? I liked gnomes! you liked gnomes! GNOMES ARE THE BEST AND WE SHALL ENSLAVE ALL OTHER INFERIOR RACES! *ahem* I mean, hello porcs, what's going on here?

brownhair798 · May 2017

*Rubs hands together.*

ALRIGHT PORCS. FIRST - We're gonna make some some changes around here. Next time someone says "I'm the new leader", it's a test that I set up for you, because I know you're so smart. You punch them a lot if they say that.

Next, make me a NEW HOUSE.

Fat_Grama · May 2017

@brownhair798 ;
ok sir *punches* :roll: [6]

brownhair798

brownhair798 · May 2017

*Dodges that six*

@Fat_Grama

Hey! Watchit you! And to think I was going to uh... share my... Fish... Yogurt... With you.

...Which I have a lot of! *Checks for yogurt.* :roll: [11]

Persculleus · May 2017

Hey guys are we out of fish yogurt

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