The Porc only discussion thread for porcs to talk about porc things.

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Hello,
My names Lord Fifty! And I wanted to make a special place in the forums for PORCS ONLY! I don't want to see a single non-pork in here, so keep a look out! And remember, some porcs come out looking strange, so make sure to ask before you...actually, I don't know what we do to non-porcs...hmmm.

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

First order of business! What do we do with non-porks?

IrnJack · May 2017

well umm... we push them into the goop and eat fish yogurt yup yup huhuhuhuhugh

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Hmm, that's a pretty good idea, I do like fish yogurt. So if we find a non-pork, we put the min the puke pit!

...wait. Where will we get the pit? We don't have one here.

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Second order of business! Where do we get a pit?

TheQuietShouter · May 2017

Maybe at the pit store? They might have one.

QzxlyT · May 2017

The pit store is out of pits! What will we do now?!

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Theres a pit store? Wooooah, thats neat! Alright, someone go to the pit store and get us a pit. We will need it for the non-porks. Also, @TheQuietShouter , you are a very neat looking pork!

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

THE PIT STORE IS OUT OF PITS?

How is that even possible? Hey...you look kinda funny for a pork...@QzxlyT. Are you a real pork?

QzxlyT · May 2017

Of course I am a real pork @Lord_Fifty, what would non-pork be doing in a pork only zone

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

You make a good point...well, we still need to find a pit for the puke. Any ideas? @QzxlyT

QzxlyT · May 2017

We could make our own pit @Lord_Fifty ;

Aredfern43 · May 2017

You make a good point, hello fellow pork!

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

We can make our own pit? Wow, you must be some kind of super pork! You're so smart! @QzxlyT

CookiesEmily · May 2017

I think you all are fake Porcs, prove it by taking off your shirt like in silvermine!

:roll: [15]

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Third order of business! We need to make our own pork pit!

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

I don't have a shirt though...@CookiesAndMil_

Fat_Grama · May 2017

what is a pit?

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Here, ill try to make us a pit.

PORC POWERS! GO!
:roll: [18]

ZackZeysto · May 2017

@Lord_Fifty you succeed. The pit is a half-pork deep and very moist.

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

I made a pork pit! Yay!

Fat_Grama · May 2017

I do like my pits deep and moist

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Now we have a good place for non-porks!

Chewy · May 2017

I don't want to be a porc but can't afford a race change.

Might take a trip to the Zarlin Catacombs and see if those robots will give me one for free.

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Me too! High Hoof! @Fat_Grama ;

JukeInTheBox · May 2017

I am disgusted by such lowborn filth as yourselves. You 'people' are the reason civilized society despises Porcs. We Porcs of New Porc City are of a much higher breed than all of you combined. Filthy scum.

QzxlyT · May 2017

@Chewy why would you want to be not pork?

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

But porks are the bestest! And I don't want to throw you in the cool pit we just made. @Chewy

Fat_Grama · May 2017

oooh ooh I wanna thow him in the pit

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Whats New Pork City? Sounds fancy! @JukeInTheBox

Lord_Fifty · May 2017

Wait, who's getting put in the pit?

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