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"I, Gary the gnome, have given permission to Endros the Magnificent to brutally slaughter me for the sake of his own version of the magical forums, YesTube. The Vision In Detailed Exact Onolatry (V.I.D.E.O) of my death will be magically broadcast to YesTube account holders. Though the VIDEO will clearly show Endros the Magnificent using various forums of violence upon me, Gary the gnome, Endros the Magnificent is completely innocent of any ordinances perceived to be broken in the VIDEO.
I have not been physically or magically coerced into this contract: Gary the gnome"
*It is really hard to transcribe some voices
I did not kill that man, as you can see from my eye *points to Gnomish Scopeye* and the bow on my back that I prefer to kill from afar. Though I do have this for close range protection “pulls out a billhooked short sword,” unless he has any limbs missing I’m not your guy. Plus even if he was killed by a bow I just proved I didn’t even know the cause of death, meaning again I’m not your guy.
if I was really guilty then why would I be standing here? I would have left by now. You should be blocking off the exits and searching the surroundings. No guilty person would be helping you so correct? Go ahead, ask me anything.
Want fish yoghurt? *burp* If me do thing me not eat fish yoghurt no more so I no do thing because me want fish yoghurt!
Dwarf friend here with me too, we drink a *burp* lot under the table, very fine wine he say but I no think it fine, it more like *burp* go in mouth and gone like *burp* want some?
come on ive got a family to see
i never met the guy
well then i guess this is goodbye
Sir Galen, I could not possibly have killed the individual in question. I honestly was not really a part of this party... I am simply a server, and I want to raise enough money to get by and I just... I just I want to be able to take care of my brothers. I thought I could serve and save money and become a wizard I just need a little more. know I am below in stature from you, and you could easily lock me away, but you have to believe me... I am completely innocent. I swear please...