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The URealms F.A.Q.
"What's a F.A.Q. Professor? Is this where you been keeping all the dark magic hidden?"
"No.. no.. no.. Phineas. This is a place where the questions about our world can be asked. Things like how far fireballs can be thrown and what very interesting things might happen when Magician pulls out a pyroblast spell from their magical hats but aren't skilled fire mages!"
"Interesting things? Gee what does happen professor?"
"Why they blow themselves up of course Phineas."
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