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Galen Sunsword is interviewing you as a potential murder suspect

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  • It couldn't have been me! I have a medical conditi-- *Sneezes and turns into stone*
  • Lets assume it is me. I go out and do all this stuff, but have you ever though what caused me to do this? With all these worlds, don't you know there may be someone controlling my thoughts *cough ROB* cough*.
  • "look i know you think i did it but if i killed him i be long gone with the rich i got for doing it."
  • (Kobold)

    "Of course I killed all of them, why else would I have come to you and reported that I saw someone break into a house and stab that family to death. Seriously, I did it, you got me, turning myself in. You elves aren't arrogant at all!"
  • "First off, it is entirely possible it was me, but it couldn't have been me cause a guilty person wouldn't say they could have done it."
  • "Ah yes murder but it is impossible for me to be the murder! IT IS YOU WHO IS! Maybe. That is how it works in books after all"
  • "That's impossible I'm only an illuuuuuuuuuusion." *fades away*
  • Oh, no. I TOTALLY did it!     >:)
  • edited May 2017
    What the the hell did you just accuse about me, you little Galen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Paladin Righteousness, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions to the Cult of Bones, and I have over 300 confirmed rehabilitations. I am trained in gnome resurrection and I’m the top healer in the entire Guild of Explorers. You are nothing to me compared to the name of justice. I will wipe these false accusations out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over this dinner? Think again, elf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of paladins across the land and your criminal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lives. He already dead, Galen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bring justice upon him in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in moral codes but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Guild of Explorers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable false accusations off the face of the continent, you little elf. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now I have to pay the price, you goddamn idiot. I will now have to fury all over this murderer just to clear my name and he will drown in it. Shut your elven mouth, kiddo.

    (I tried)
     
  • Galen how dare you even suggest I would do such a thing!? While yes my noble house has declined in recent years and the name Unorlox has been tarnished because of ill spoken rumours of killings in the night, but our and my blood is as ancient as this world and I would never do such a thing! Speciously here at Virgils funeral! I have been mourning his lost all day! And if you want proof of my innocence I have been here, drinking my sorrows away all day as everybody around can attest! Hell I can barely hold a knife at this moment! However I swear by the light and my magic that I will help you find this killer!
  • By the blood of your father, mother and your pissing ancestors, I didn't kill them. There is no beauty to those kill, it is bloody and visceral. Someone hates those poor, I would have done it as a kindness, with love, cleanly and beautifully. 
  • @Rob totally wasnt me i swear 
  • It couldn't have been me. I am the best at everything so if I wanted to kill someone, it would be a perfect crime and you would never know about it.
  • Surely you must be joking? I've spent the whole time in the bathroom because the food here is just terrible. I've felt less sick to my stomach after eating Abrakadavian Hat Rat Pot Stickers. What the hell do you people put in this stuff?!
  • Yuh know your elfiness, I know weez 'bolds an Elves ain't always dun get along in the past, but ah ah-sure you I ain't dun kill nobody. Now ah ain't trying to make this here a racialist thang, but that there Dabber fella looked mighty suspicious to me. You know, ah musseff ain't seen know Dabber Yisston or nuttin. But ah know fur a fact it ain't nuttin like dis here palace or Kherazim! I bet he dun use proper common like. I ain't got no ancy ejumacashun, even I ain't speakin no Kobold to yuh, know wut I'm saying? I bet he was just like sayin' "yes, yesh yesh yesh." See wut I did there? Probably taking a swig o' shine erry o'er breath. Know wut I mean? I bet he's hidin all kind a murdery stuff in that hat o' his. You ever seen a Dabber pull out some rent out a one a dem hats? Mhhmm. Never. Just what I thought. Hwhy, my nephew's niece had a Dabber tenant once, and when he tried to get his rent, he just dun say "yiss yiss," and dun give 'im no rent! I bet dat dirty dabber dun say some slur to hisself and didn't even have the decency to say it in common, tell you what! 
  • @Rob why would I kill If I were to kill then that would break my own oath to only ever knock out my enemies in battle I will never kill a person on purpose but I think I saw some smoke coming from someone's mouth earlier
  • I know you think I killed the elf, and honestly I could've killed the elf. The things is, I'm not stupid enough to kill an elf and then write "I'm a regular patron at this bar, come and find me" in the elf's skin.
  • Oh Galen you charming fellow. I think you know if i would have done it. See all these knives i posses, I'm knife-tastic and knife crazy. That job was clearly done with an arrow to the knee and the poor fellow bled out everywhere. Rather distasteful to be honest with you, i would have gone for the quick slit to the throat. But anyway enough of my methods, be on your way. '"Winks"
  • Is it because I'm a kobold? It's because I'm a kobold, isn't it? Just because I'm a kobold sorcerer who could have murdered anyone without a visible weapon, doesn't mean that I did it. If I wanted to murder him, I wouldn't have been discreet about it. I only kill people who annoy me to the point where publicly murdering them sounds like the best solution.
  • Gentlemen, i'm saddened to hear that you think I've done such a terrible act. but it seems you men have failed to realize that my alibi is... rock solid. (this is where i turn into a statue, and wait for the  laughter) 
  • What reason would I have for killing anyone here? I'm already hated just for being who I am, why would I murder somebody where I'm the obvious suspect. Trust me, had I killed 'im, you wouldn't be sitting here questioning me. I'd be long gone by now...
  • "Look... I see why I might seem suspicious. I keep my head down and don't say much to anybody but I've been keeping an eye out. *takes a swig of his drink* I see that elf by the punch twitching like a madman and I ask if I'm truly the one you want? Why don't you try him before you bark up the wrong tree."
  • Good sir I respect your authority and your actions in this situation. But I am a devout and honest follower of the light and I would never do that. Just ask the local Orphanage I was volunteering at it the night of the murder. 
  • Aye, listen. Where I come from we have a say'n, "he who has, does not do; he who does, has not had." I ain't never had does did anything to have had any to do that which is had to have had in order to do or not do for the having of had to have had. I live by dat there say'n, ya see; I'm a monk. 

    -Monk D'boor (Monk is actually just his first name)
  • It couldn't be me, you see I was, you know uh, like, in the kitchen where I should be. Thinking about the weather and, uh, how awesome the Sun-swords are you know. By the way, is that authentic fur? Must be worth a fortune. It really brings out your eyes.  My name? They call me Olive, Olive Bitter. I mean could I really do anything? I don't even own a sword or anything like that, I'm just a cook.


  • Yer honour, I would like to point you to the large ship crashed into the end of the dock there. The one made of black oak timbers, with the blood red sails. At the time of the alleged 'murder', I was on board that vessel as we drove backwards at full speed away from a pirate crew of high elves, while simultaneously being attacked by a kraken. I present as my evidence a kilo of kraken calamari, cooked by our Battle Chef even as the battle continued. This is, of course, in no way a bribe; it is just evidence to prove my statement. Our Battle Chef would not be so charitable as to give kraken calamari to anyone who hadn't partaken in direct battle themselves.
  • Yeah, OK. I mean I didn't do anything, but OK.
  • Yes i was found drunk on the other side off the city when they died, but dude i was passed out you can't just say that i killed them when i was so drunk to the point off passing out.
  • *sitting by the bar half passed out*

    ...hng..huh? Whaddidya *hic* say?

    "Galen repeats"

    *eyes barely focused* ..a what? A murderer? *hic* *almost tips backwards on the bar stool* 
    here? Whadoes he look like?

    "Galen tries to explain that it's an accusation and not a just a questioning"

    *interrupts mid sentence* 

    *mumbling* ... Imean not to sound *hic* sexist, imean itcouldbe a *hic* pretty woman as well *drools a lil*

    "Galen tries to get his attention, but just then a pretty bartender walks by, the man in question turns to follow with his gaze, but accidentally knocks over his beer and fall head first onto the floor and passes out"


  • How could I have killed anyone with this shit RP build. We both know I'm not doing much with windwalker. Spare me for all I can do is pull off a passable joke at best.
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