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The Cult of Albert the Monkey Fish (All lil duders welcome)

edited March 2018 in Offtopic

Hey so yeah my shitpost (which can be viewed here) may or may not have inspired a cult I'M NOT SAYING IT DID. But IF it did then this is where cult people would go to discuss various cult things. Yo so listen up my duders here are some rules if YOU wanna worship my booiiiiiiiiii like ya guy does. That's what I WOULD SAY if this was a cult which it might be but that can't be proven. Here are the 6 examples of rules if it WAS a cult:

1.) The most affectionate name a cultist can refer to another cultist by is lil duder. This is very important and should never be disgraced.
2.) Albert is ya BOI. nononononono not your boy. ya BOI. Specifically. other titles are acceptable as long as it is some kind of bastardization of the English language.
3.) Albert is not ONLY the best Character in URealms he is also the most powerful. End of discussion. Disobey the laws of feasibility to prove this point in any argument.
4.) When you defend the lilest duder, Albert, you must sound like you have just ingested several baggies of EXP (Other narcotics are available) lack of energy when defending the guyrooni is punishable by mouth farts and headbutts.
5.) Sunswords are StupiD cOWArds THAt KILLED MY LIL DUDER WITHOUT FAIR FIGHT CAUSE THEY NEW THEY GON GET THEIR BUTT WHOOPED IF THEY GAVE HIM EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SECOND.
6.) This is a place of respect because only the most intelligent conversations occur here.
7.) Cause FUCK YOU BUDDY. Imma make a list of the the people who join the cult in order since I feel like that's something a forum cult needs ooooooo wee.

MEMBERS:

0.) Porn Elf Snarky. Creator of Albert Smut and proud supporter of Rule 34
1.) The Shitposting Cult Founder Timedagger100 (I don't know if I really want this title.)

2.) Chingoro
3.) Revoltman
4.) Sweatingdwarf123
5.) Lucius_E
6.) Squared
7.) ?????THIS COULD BE YOU???????

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